Like anyone didn't know that already. Read more about i have issues

You know how seasons change? How the days gradually get a little cooler, a little dryer? The mornings no longer as steamy? And you gradually make additions and subtractions to your wardrobe to accommodate the slight, almost imperceptible weather changes?

Yeah--me neither. Welcome to the Midwest, where it's 103 and humid one day and 56 the next. Read more about Put Your Pants On